Don't we all have that hypothetical situation in which "If my husband ever ____, we would probably be divorced".
Don't worry, the hubbs and I are totally fine (c:
However, if he ever did this to me, he would be D-E-A-D. Good thing I'm not this, well, um...
Have you seen this???
I was partially appalled by the "logic" (using the term loosely), partially appalled at her husband posting this, and mostly *WILDLY* entertained by the hilarity of it all. (c;
'Cause we all know cop's tires move faster...and running a mile in 7 minutes is pretty fast for a human.
What say you? Would your hubbs be permanently banished to the realm of the couch, or would it be just another day in paradise?