Clearly I've been hanging around small children with speech impediments for far too long (c;
But the faux I'm talkin' 'bout is FUR.
Love the stuff...totally own the comfiest faux fur throw in the world.
It's Awesome. With a capital "A".
Buuuuuuuut...I still haven't taken the plunge for the wardrobe. I'm not gonna lie, I'm chicken.
Especially when I see it getting *rocked* by the rockstar glitteratti themselves:
(um, am I detecting a pattern that I'm obsessing over??? faux fur vest + bright color = Fabulocity)
Do you see what I mean about intimidation factor???
For me, the vests and collars are my favorite way to strut this stuff.
And then there are some terrible things...like these:
Seriously, Christian??? We had to go *there*???
I thought it couldn't get any worse with my fave shoe designer.
I was WRONG.
Behold:
Dude, C.L., you *desperately* need a vacay or sumthin', cause *gaaaaaahhhhh*...
When I need shoes for my Wizard of Oz "Cowardly Lion" costume, I'll give you a ring, m'kay???
I just figured this could be the humor to get my Monday off to a smiley start...what about you?
Smiling or gagging or just completely loving???
So help me, if you say "loving", I'll..........
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