To Donald Trump, if you are listening...

To the Donald:

If you are feeling super generous today and want to grant the birthday wish of a really great gal, please pick up the bill for my imaginary shopping spree at Anthro. Don't worry, it's only about $1,900...$1,953 to be exact. Thanks!

Kisses,

Me

P.S. We both know you drop more than this at one dinner, so be a doll and help a sister out, alrighty???

P.P.S. If you have to cut down the list, you can just send me the rug. (c: Thanks.


****Amendment to this post: DISCLAIMER: it is not my actual birthday today )c: Dang it. But it is in almost exactly one month...um, yeah, so still not my birthday...but y'all are so stinkin' sweet to wish that it will be great! Kisses.****