Faux No!

Clearly I've been hanging around small children with speech impediments for far too long (c;

But the faux I'm talkin' 'bout is FUR.

Love the stuff...totally own the comfiest faux fur throw in the world. 

It's Awesome. With a capital "A".

Buuuuuuuut...I still haven't taken the plunge for the wardrobe. I'm not gonna lie, I'm chicken. 

Especially when I see it getting *rocked* by the rockstar glitteratti themselves:

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(um, am I detecting a pattern that I'm obsessing over??? faux fur vest + bright color = Fabulocity)

Do you see what I mean about intimidation factor???

For me, the vests and collars are my favorite way to strut this stuff.

And then there are some terrible things...like these:

Seriously, Christian??? We had to go *there*???

I thought it couldn't get any worse with my fave shoe designer.

I was WRONG.

Behold:

Dude, C.L., you *desperately* need a vacay or sumthin', cause *gaaaaaahhhhh*...

When I need shoes for my Wizard of Oz "Cowardly Lion" costume, I'll give you a ring, m'kay???

I just figured this could be the humor to get my Monday off to a smiley start...what about you? 

Smiling or gagging or just completely loving??? 

So help me, if you say "loving", I'll..........